As the crisp winter air settles over Seattle and the city transforms into a wonderland of twinkling lights, our vibrant Queer community is gearing up to make this December the Gayest holiday season yet.

If you've been following along since last month's "Embrace Your Inner Stretch Pants," you'll know I'm all about finding comfort and authenticity amid the holiday hustle. This month, let's carry that spirit forward as we unwrap a lineup of events that promise not just celebration but also connection, self-care, and a sprinkle of festive mischief.




DECK THE HALLS WITH DRAG ROYALTY
There's no better way to shake off the winter chill than by basking in the glow of drag brilliance. Our queens are pulling out all the stops to bring you shows that are as heartwarming as a mug of hot cocoa (with a splash of something extra, of course).



Betty Wetter's Blue Xmas
• Dates: December 6, 7, 13: doors at 8:30 p.m., show at 9 p.m.; December 15 (masks encouraged): doors at 2:30 p.m., show at 3 p.m.
• Venue: Clock-Out Lounge, 4864 Beacon Ave. S, Seattle, WA 98108
• Admission: 21+
• Tickets: Various seating options available; free tickets offered for those in need

Don't try to beat the holiday blues — join them! Betty Wetter's Blue Xmas returns to the Clock-Out Lounge for four shows this December. Expect all-new laughs, lip-syncs, and loads of fun. The holidays are best spent with loved ones, so Betty won't be doing it alone! The Them Fatale of drag and burlesque, Moscato Sky, will be the real XXXmas treat this season. Start a new tradition with your chosen family and friends.

Three seating options are available: reserve your spot in the front or snag a table for you and three friends. Plus, no one should miss out due to lack of funds, so free tickets are offered for each show — don't hesitate to ask.

While masks are encouraged at every show, the Sunday matinee on December 15 is specifically for attendees who prefer a masked environment. It's a perfect blend of safety and sass!



Holiday Drag Brunch with Gaysha Starr and Friends
• Date: Sunday, December 8
• Time: 12 p.m.—2 p.m. (doors at 11:45 a.m.)
• Venue: Shaker + Spear, 2000 Second Ave., Seattle, WA 98121
• Tickets: on Eventbrite
• Admission: All ages
• Parking: Paid venue parking

Get ready for a fabulous Holiday Drag Brunch, hosted by the one and only Gaysha Starr and her talented friends! Shaker + Spear is hosting a delightful brunch filled with spectacular drag performances, delicious food, and festive drink specials.

This event supports GenPride's mission to advocate for the unique needs of older LGBTQIA+ adults. A portion of ticket sales will benefit GenPride, helping to reduce social isolation and eliminate discrimination. It's the perfect way to spend a Sunday afternoon embracing the holiday spirit in a warm and inclusive environment.



Jingle All the Gay
• Dates: Friday—Sunday, December 13—15
• Venue: Neptune Theatre: Dec. 13 & 14: doors at 7 p.m., show at 8 p.m.; Dec. 15: doors at 2 p.m., show at 3 p.m.
• Tickets: Starting at $40; VIP experiences at $95
• Admission: All ages, bar with valid ID

After 15 years, Kitten N' Lou are back to deliver a heaping helping of holiday hilarity and heart, blendsing classic tunes with campy comedy. With VIP tickets, enjoy perks like a dedicated bar line, complimentary coat check, festive popcorn, and a special gift from the cast.



The Jinkx & DeLa Holiday Show
• Dates: Saturday—Tuesday, December 21—24
• Venue: Moore Theatre
• Showtimes: December 21—23: doors at 7 p.m., show at 8 p.m.; December 24 matinee: doors at 2 p.m., show at 3 p.m.
• Tickets: Prices start at $30 (not including fees)
• Admission: All ages, bar with valid ID

You better watch out, you better not cry, because "The Queens of Christmas" are coming to town! Jinkx Monsoon and BenDeLaCreme, Seattle's own drag superstars, return with a brand-new edition of their internationally acclaimed holiday show. Expect a night of fabulous spectacle, whip-smart comedy, and songs that will have you laughing and feeling all the festive feels.



Marquee Series at Queer/Bar
• Venue: Queer/Bar, 1518 11th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122
• Showtime: 9 p.m.
• Tickets: general admission: $20; reserved seating: $40

Queer/Bar is unwrapping a trio of treats during its December lineup: Aquaria: Saturday, December 7; Mariah Paris Balenciaga: Friday, December 13; Jaida Essence Hall: Saturday, December 28. These queens are ready to slay all night, blending holiday classics with their signature flair.

Reserve a table for VIP treatment, including table service and a preshow meet-and-greet.



NIGHTLIFE THAT SPARKLES AND SHINES
Balancing festive fun with personal well-being is key to enjoying the season without burnout. Here are some events that offer the best of both worlds.



BRÜT: Silverback
• Date: Friday, December 6, 9 p.m.
• Venue: Massive, 619 E. Pine, Seattle, WA 98122
• Tickets: Final release: $25
• Ages: 21+
Unleash your wild side at one of the most tantalizing events of the year. DJs ourHOUSE and Dan Darlington will command the dance floor with electrifying beats. The dress code is daring — jockstraps, underwear, harnesses, or leather — so come prepared to roar. A clothes check is available.



Santa's Slut Jamboree at The Cuff Complex
• Date: Saturday, December 7
• Venue: The Cuff Complex, 1533 13th Ave., Seattle, WA 98122
• Time: 8 p.m. to close
• Admission: $20 cover
• Ages: 21+

Ho, ho, ho, and a bottle of festive fun! This evening of merriment and mischief will be hosted by Joon, Isaiah, Alfonso, and Kitty. The night promises hot DJs, dancers, flash tattoos, a photo booth, and prizes. On the dance floor, catch sets by Nick Bertossi, Alfonso Tan, BIG SIR, and Starkey. The patio features Isaiah's Thotty Takeover, with music by Essex and Taylor Elizza Beth.

At midnight, Kitty Glitter will host the "Biggest North Pole" contest with a $300 prize. Enjoy performances by go-go dancers Johnny Moon (PDX), Starr (PDX), RJ (PDX), Leaf, T Mattel, Danny, and Rafa. In the main bar, get your picture taken at the Sexy Santa Photo Booth with Walt Williams, and receive a flash tattoo by Stabra.



Sapphic Soirée: All Femme Party
• Date: Saturday, December 7, 9 p.m.—1 a.m.
• Venue: Asylum Collective, 108 S. Jackson St. B, Seattle, WA 98104
• Tickets: $10 suggested donation
• Ages: 18+

Descend into the Seattle Underground for a night tailored for femmes, WLW, T4T, and allies. The Sapphic Soirée features Polaroid photo sessions, tooth gem applications, tarot readings, flash tattoos, and a dance floor that'll keep you moving all night.



The Bar of Misfit Fetishes
• Date: Saturday, December 7, 8 p.m. to close
• Venue: CC's Seattle, 1701 E. Olive Way, Seattle, WA 98102
• Admission: No cover
• Ages: 21+

For those looking to explore the edgier side of the holidays, this is the place to be. This dress code invites you to express yourself in your favorite fetish attire. It's a night where you can embrace your authentic self in a welcoming and inclusive environment. Whether you're a seasoned enthusiast or curious newcomer, this event promises a memorable experience. Please note that respectful behavior is expected to ensure a safe space for all attendees.



The 13th Annual March of the Mistletomosexuals
• Date: Saturday, December 14
• Time: 8 p.m.—1 a.m.
• Venue: Starts at CC's Seattle, 1701 E. Olive Way, Seattle, WA 98102
• Admission: 21+
• Tickets: Available now

Seattle's biggest Gay Santa-themed bar crawl returns! It promises awesome costumes, Santas, misfit toys, and more fun than you can shake a candy cane at. Here's the lowdown:
• Schedule:
o 8:00 p.m.: Gather at CC's Seattle
o 9:45 p.m.: March to Neighbours on Broadway for free entry
o 11:00 p.m.: Head to Union, with options to visit Diesel and Pony
o Final stop: Massive for free admission and dance takeover
• Rules: (1) dress to impress (full festive outfits); (2) bring ID, plus cash for transportation home; (3) pay your bar charges and be courteous to staff and the public; (4) stay with your group, no wandering alone



The Wildrose celebrates 40 fabulous years
• Dates: Saturday, December 30
• Venue: The Wildrose, 1021 E. Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122

Seattle's iconic lesbian bar is turning 40! On December 30, celebrate four decades of community and joy. (Then keep the good vibes rolling at the legendary NYE Party on the 31st; see below.)




FESTIVE MARKETS AND COZY GATHERINGS
In the spirit of the season — and embracing our inner stretch pants — why not explore events that nourish both the soul and the community?



Kringle's Inventionasium at LIT Immersive
• Dates: November 30—December 24
• Venue: LIT Immersive, 1000 First Ave. S., Seattle, WA 98134 (across from Lumen Field in the Palmer Building)
• Admission: Family-friendly
• Tickets: Available now; photos and B-roll available
• Ages: All ages

Join in on a magical, family-friendly adventure! From November 30 to December 24, families can explore Mr. Kringle's top-secret toy lab, design their own puppets, and meet whimsical characters in a STEM-certified experience. Perfect for igniting creativity and enjoying festive fun together.



Queer Fall Market 2024
• Date: Saturday, December 14
• Time: 11 a.m.—5 p.m.
• Location: Seattle LGBTQ+ Center, 400 E. Pine St. #100, Seattle, WA
• Admission: Free (donations appreciated)

At the seventh annual Queer Fall Market, patronize uplifting local QTBIPOC artists and vendors. From handcrafted jewelry to unique art pieces, you'll find treasures as diverse as they are delightful.



Seattle Queer Crafts at Charlie's Queer Books
• Date: Saturday, December 14, 2 p.m.—5 p.m.
• Location: Charlie's Queer Books, 465 North 36th Street, Seattle, WA 98103
• Admission: Free (RSVP required due to limited space)

Embrace the art of relaxation by engaging in some DIY creativity. Whether you're a seasoned crafter or just looking for a new hobby, this gathering is all about community connection.




COMMUNITY AND COMPASSION
The holidays can be a complex time emotionally. If you're seeking connection or support, these events offer spaces to feel seen and heard.



World AIDS Day: Stronger Together
• Date: Sunday, December 1
• Venue: Century Ballroom, 915 E. Pine St., Seattle, WA 98122
• Time: doors at 5 p.m., event 5:30 p.m.—7:30 p.m.
• Suggested donation: $150

Reflect on the lives we've lost and the progress we've made at the 21st annual event.



Queer Munch at Stir
• Date:Tuesday, December 17, 7 p.m.—10 p.m.
• Location: Stir, 818 E. Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122

A safe space for Queer people in the kink community to socialize and connect.




HOLIDAY HARMONIES
Let the sounds of the season lift your spirits with performances that celebrate diversity and joy.

Ho Ho Ho: Seattle Men's Chorus Holiday Show
• Dates and Locations: December, various
• Tickets and details: Visit https://www.seattlechoruses.org/2024/09/16/ho-ho-ho/
Experience the magic of the Seattle Men's Chorus as they present a festive concert featuring seasonal classics, comedy, and a chorus line of dancing Santas.




GIVING BACK WITH STYLE
Embrace the true spirit of the holidays by supporting community initiatives.


Haircuts for the Holidays at The Cuff Complex
• Date: Sunday, December 15, 5 p.m.—9 p.m.
• Location: The Cuff Complex, 1533 13th Avenue, Seattle, WA 98122

Freshen up your look while contributing to a good cause.



RINGING IN THE NEW QUEER
As we bid farewell to 2024, Seattle offers fabulous ways to welcome the new year.


New Year's Eve at The Wildrose
• Date: Tuesday, December 31
• Venue: The Wildrose, 1021 E. Pike St., Seattle, WA 98122

Celebrate the new year in a space that's been a community cornerstone for four decades.


Queer NYE Countdown at Pony
• Date: Tuesday, December 31
• Venue: Pony, 1221 E. Madison St., Seattle, WA 98122
For a more intimate celebration, Pony offers eclectic music and a cozy atmosphere.




A new chapter: Introducing the SGN Radio Podcast
As we look ahead to the new year, I'm thrilled to share that I'm working on an exciting new project: the SGN Radio Podcast.

Starting in 2025, the podcast will be the new voice for the LGBTQ+ community and our allies. Much like NPR, we're committed to delivering in-depth journalism, insightful interviews, and captivating stories — but from a Queer perspective, and in a convenient podcast format.

Join us each week as we explore the issues that matter to you: from politics and culture to health and entertainment. We'll be talking with activists, artists, leaders, and everyday people who are making a difference in our community.

This is more than just a podcast; it's a platform for voices that need to be heard and stories that need to be told.

So subscribe, tune in, and become a part of the SGN Radio family. Together, we'll inform, inspire, and ignite change.




Final thoughts
As the year winds down, let's make a collective effort to prioritize what truly brings us happiness. Embrace your inner stretch pants — literally and metaphorically — and step into the new year feeling refreshed and authentically you.

So here's to a December filled with love, laughter, and lots of comfy clothing. May you find joy in the big celebrations and the quiet moments alike!