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posted Friday, February 10, 2017 - Volume 45 Issue 06
TRUMP'S ALTERNATE FACTS
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TRUMP'S ALTERNATE FACTS

by Janice Van Cleve - SGN Contributing Writer

(Tune: 'These Are a Few of My Favorite Things')

Electoral college gave me a landslide
A mandate to end the illegals' free ride
I had the biggest
Crowd on the mall
These are a few of my alternate facts

It's just not true that climate's a-changing
Coal mining's future is gonna be gaining
Putin did nothing
To help me to win
These are a few of my alternate facts

I love all women, that's why I grope them
I love the Muslims, that's why I ban them
I'll make the Mexicans
Pay for the wall
These are a few of my alternate facts

DeVos will improve our public schools
Sessions will fairly defend the rules
Carsen will stuff
All his pyramids with grain
These are few of my alternate facts

The media's biased except when they praise me
China's a bad guy except when they fund me
Intelligence agencies
Got it all wrong
These are a few of my alternate facts

When the critics fact check against me
When the experts prove me wrong
When my alternate facts
Have nothing to say
I turn and she's there

Kellyanne Conway!

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Loser! 9th Circuit rules against Trump Muslim ban
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Mike Pence earns his keep

Casts deciding vote for Betsy DeVos

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Meet your new US attorney general: He hates you!
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Bringing in the New Year
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Help Decide How to Spend $2 Million of the City's Budget

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Sen. Maria Cantwell takes on Army Corps of Engineers

Action on DAPL is 'unlawful and unacceptable'

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Pope: Donald Trump is not a Christian

Steve Bannon: Pope isn't either

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Trump not welcome here, Speaker of Parliament says
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