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Trans dating adventures with my slave
by Rajkhet Dirzhud-Rashid - SGN A&E Writer

Stuff I'm currently into these days includes the new show featuring real icon of the British stage and silver screen Kenneth Branagh (yeah, Britney wishes she were this talented, honey, but she ain't), Wallender (which premiered a few weeks ago on PBS, where good shows stay and don't get bumped for tripe like American Idol and The Bachelorette). Also, buying flowers at the farmer's market in Ballard and the cute redhead on the Zyrtec commercial, who looks so hot on the bicycle.

Stuff I don't like these days: My creepy neighbor, who's back to trying to work his slimy way into my life (dahling, we're dating folks our age these days, but fossils need not apply!), that Jan Drago (she of the "four-foot rule" and likeminded, narrow-minded stuff) is running for mayor of "misery city." You want the same mess as under hizzoner, then elect this woman, otherwise let's pick someone much better, please. Also not liking all the fools who think it's okay to clog up the road in their cars, one person per car. Stoopid!

So, what has this one been up to of late, under so many astrological configurations even God/Goddess/The Big Wow must be pulling ethereal hairs out of an ethereal head? Well, my dear slave and I had the day of all days last week, with that one serving me brunch in bed - honey, this one's a vampire so breakfast is a moot point, eh, being that I usually ain't outta bed until the noon hour - sans clothes, in a spike collar. Then there was so much pleasure I thought my eyes would pop out from having my "bell rung" so many times!

That delish day ended with a date, my dear one finally getting me on Fetlife (look up Gracx and send me a "thread"), then coming back to The Digs for more shenanigans, including a scene right out of 9 and 1/2 Weeks (not that this one has seen that movie yet, but I've heard so much, I can imagine) and tea for me and that one to refresh us, 'cause honey, we needed it, fo' sho'! Then more fun at The Wet Spot prom with a new bottom (not nearly as good as this one's slave, my little strawberries, I assure you!), and a hookup that had me hot and sweaty, so slave, when done with "other mistress," had to lather me, and kiss me 'til I nearly lost my mind in the Wet Spot shower (we had a line waiting for us to get done, my loves).

So, all of this and having to call SPD 'cause some yoyos were shining lights in this one's place, and this one thought creepy neighbor guy was on the prowl again, but turned out to be only some witless kids. Scary, but both coppers were nice to eye, as were the ones during some drama downtown when this one went for new makeup (which I'll get to later, sweet ones!), particularly the two Sheriff guys who seemed happy to be in those hot, black uniforms (which this one definitely did check out, dahlings). We got to check out yet more of SPD (are they following me, honey, or what?) as I checked my Fetlife entries the other night at The Online Cafe and even winked at one of them. Ah, someday one of these "bad boys" will join this one at The Spot for some horizontal tango, or maybe a turn on the rack.

Oh, and hey, this one got interviewed by Channel 13 on her opinions on the Prop 8 decision (shame on you, California, shame, shame!) and folks have been saying they saw me all over the place (though I missed my own moment of fame 'cause I was watching a dif channel).

So, with all of that going on, what has this one tried that she wants to tell you about? Well, if you aren't having fabulous times with your slave, or love, or whatever that this one is having, maybe you should order some Mistress Lip Gloss (which comes in a delish dark shade that I now wear every time I'm with my slave/lover, called Gothic Beauty, and also Earthen Sand and Passion). Order from The Pyramid Collection by going to their website at www.pyramidcollection.com. Nice outfits there, too! Also picked up the most chic new nail polish for my little piggies in Surf's Up from Sally's Beauty Supply (located at Third and Pine, near Payless Shoes, where this one's getting new sandals very soon!), so get in there and get those toes summer-ready with loads of colors at cheap prices, honey babies.

Also, Le Slave and I wandered into Nordstrom and tried some Kelly Coleche eau de toilette and Dark Amber and Ginger Lily eau de toilette and also got some Cinnabar (that one's Trans persona, Francine's, fave scent), which made us even happier. So, go and get some, and though we tried on shoes, we left them there, 'cause my budget and bunion said "no" to those cute heels, honey. But we did see Terminator: Salvation after, which we both thought rocked, so ignore the naysayers on that one, honey, and go see it! And, to "soap opera vixen," honey, this one has eyes on you, so watch it. 'Nuff said, there! Oh, and to a certain long-term, Taurean friend, sorry this one has not called, but you can see the plate's full, hon, but will have coffee soon, promise. As for the bodacious babe this one shared the shower with (with Le Slave) at The Spot last weekend, let's do something fun soon, hmm? So, that's it for now, my sweet cherries, and keep in mind, the planet you're saving is your own, so no throwing trash on trees, or using them for beer can receptacles, eh? And you drivers, learn to carpool, or ride the bus, or heck, walk. And one last thing, honey: pets belong at home and are not accessories, so stop being a Paris Hilton wannabe and leave your little whatever at home with appropriate food and water, 'cause they really don't like that much stimulation, eh? Get a clue! Buhbye, kiss kiss!
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