Classified



classified ad instructions

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TO PLACE a line item classified ad, send us your ad copy (ad text) via phone: 206-324-4297; fax: 206-322-7188; e-mail: sgn2 @sgn.org; mail:  1605 12th Ave Ste 31, Seattle 98122.  (If you fax or e-mail us an ad on Thursday, please give us a call so we’ll know to look out for it.)  BASIC COST is $9 for the first 20 words; 25 cents for each additional word.  HEADLINES on ads (all caps, bold, centered) range in price from $2.00, $3.50 & $4.50 per line depending on size & number of characters per line.  (See classified ad form in print edition or call for details.)  3-FOR-2 SPECIAL:  If you run the same ad for 2 consecutive weeks you get a 3rd week FREE.  DEADLINE:  Ads must be received by Thursday at 1pm for publication in Friday’s (next day’s) edition.  PAYMENT:  Ads must be PREPAID by check, money order, credit card (VISA/MasterCard) or cash.  (Please do not mail cash.)  DISPLAY CLASSIFIEDS:  If you are interested in placing a display classified ad (ad with photo, graphics, logo), please contact us for details on placement, size, ad production vs camera-ready & cost.
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housemates

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HOMESHARING is a non-profit with 24 years of experience matching people seeking housing with homeowners residing within Seattle. Pay a reduced rent or exchange household chores. All applicants are carefully screened and matched for compatibility and mutual benefit. 3 references from tenants are required. Criminal background checks are performed on all participants. A program of Senior Services. 206-448-5725. www.seniorservices.org/
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for rent

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BEAUTIFUL DELUXE STUDIO CONDO w/Bedroom Alcove minutes from Downtown Seattle. Model unit in new building w/granite, hardwood, lobby lounge, exercise facility, underground parking. $1,150/mo. Pls call 206-271-5550.  51/3
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GARDENER’S PARADISE
NORTH SEATTLE/MAPLE LEAF
Beautiful, light-filled 3 BR, 1-1/2 BA home for rent in Maple Leaf neighborhood, half block from bus (quick, downtown access), easy access to I-5, quiet safe neighborhood. Mature, landscaped backyard with pond, deck, greenhouse and garden. Modern kitchen with all appliances. Shared laundry, owner-occupied, lower level. Parking off-street. $1,650/mo. Pets considered by interview; pet deposit required. Located at NE 92nd St & 12th Ave NE. Available Dec. 1. 206-947-1209.  51/3
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free job training

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FREE COMMUNITY COLLEGE TRAINING for eligible Seattle residents interested in becoming an Office Tech, Welder, Construction Worker, Auto Tech, or CNA. Program orientation every Tues at 3pm at ACRS, 3639 Martin Luther King Jr Way S, Seattle, WA 98144, or call 206-695-7569 for more information.  SGN/
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volunteers wanted

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CRISIS CLINIC
CRISIS LINE
needs volunteers. Provide anonymous and confidential support to people in emotional distress. Professional training starts soon!  For more information, visit www.crisisclinic.org, or call 206-461-3210 ext 697.  SGN/
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computer tech

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The NAKED Computer Man
Business/Home. 30+ Years Experience. If it is broke, slow, or needs help, let me fix it. DATA Recovery, Internet, Networking, Hardware, and Software. Very PATIENT. Call Randy. CELL:  954-684-3829. Ask about photography.  48/9
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home & garden

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“FOR ALL YOUR
CLEANING NEEDS”
inoutclean.com  SGN/
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HOTTEST HOUSECLEANING for the most affordable price. 206-292-2888.  52/3
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HOUSECLEANING
Gay housekeeper with great references looking for work. I have experience with both residential and institutional cleaning. I prefer to work in the Central Seattle area and charge reasonable rates. For more information, contact:  johnthehousekeeper@yahoo.com  51/3
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spa

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3RD HEART Men’s Spa is now open in Renton. visit www.3rdheart.com and see what’s new for men. Call 206-979-1547 for your appointment.  SGN/
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health & well-being

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MEN GROUP YOGA
M, Th - All Levels
W - Beginners
7-8:15pm, $15/class
private lessons available
206-412-7079
www.mekosun.com
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SEATTLENAKEDYOGA.COM
Naked yoga for men.  50/3
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“VIBRATE TO HEALTH”
vibratrimseattle.com

“RIDE YOUR
FITNESS MACHINE”
trikkeseattle.com

“ELECTRIC
URBAN COMMUTING”
levseattle.com
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licensed
massage
non-sexual

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A SUPERB MASSAGE
Capitol Hill location. Relaxation and treatment massage. Swedish, sports, deep tissue, and Esalen massage. $50 an hour. 206-650-0542; broadwaymassage08@comcast.net; www.broadwaymassage.com.  SGN/
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ALLOW YOURSELF
The healing benefits of a great Swedish/Deep Tissue massage from an experienced LMP. Relaxation and treatment work. Downtown. David Peacey, 206-719-7344.  51/3
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DEER DANCER
HEALING ARTS
Stressed? In pain? Feeling stuck in life? Learn more about your body and your emotions. Relaxation/Treatment massage. Hellerwork and Bio-Shen. Dan Christofferson. LMP (206) 323-4389 (Capitol Hill). Visit us online at www.deerdancerhealingarts. com. Now accepting VISA/MasterCard.  SGN/
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MASSAGE ANYONE?
Jesse James Massage, 206-369-4598, handsonjesse.com  SGN/
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EXCEPTIONAL BODYWORK
Release muscle pain & tension through deep tissue, trigger point & myofascial release. Specializing in back, neck & shoulder pain. Matt Shafer, LMP, 206-524-7766.  50/12
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PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE FOR MEN. $75 electric adjustable table with thoracic break, aromatherapy, Thai, Deep Tissue, Swedish style. 206-610-3271. Lic #6500.  50/3
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pets

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FREE CAT
Black w/gold eyes, spayed, all shots including rabies. Cat bed, box, carrier included. Indoor cat, very gentle. 206-762-6655 after 10am.  52/3
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travel

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ALYSON ADVENTURES
Shouldn’t your next vacation be unforgettable? We specialize in adventure travel for Gay men and Lesbians. Call for a free catalog! Alyson Adventures. 1-800-825-9766.  Please mention you saw their ad in the SGN.  SGN/
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GAY PUERTO VALLARTA
1 of the top 10 Gay vacation spots in the world. Gay-owned, vacation rental Homes and Condos, just above the Gay beach. http://www.vacationinpuertovallarta.com/ and http://www.homerentalspv.com/ or email MrJHill@aol.com  48/10
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escorts

 

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bodywork

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1HR-$45/1.5-$65/2HRS-$85
Incredibly relaxing hands, quality massage. Terrific Swedish/Deep Tissue bodywork blend. Relieve tight, tense, sore muscles. Enjoy an amazing, unhurried, pleasurable massage. 14yrs professional masseur. John Runyan LMP 206.324.0682. Excellent massage table, heated studio; shower.  49/3
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$60/1.5 HOUR BODYWORK
Young, beefy, muscular Asian offering professional bodywork. Safe, private, nice and warm apt., shower/parking available, 10 minutes from downtown. 206-816-4868.  SGN/
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2 OR 4 POWERFUL TRAINED HANDS. Deep tissue, erotic bodywork by handsome, hairy-chested, hung therapist. Reasonable rates. Photos, phone number and reviews at website: www.amazingbodywork.com. Robert.  51/3
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HOT FULL BODY RUB. 9” hairy guy shower. $45-In/$07-Out. Anytime. 206-329-0310.  51/3
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ASIAN (CHINESE/THAI)
Young, muscular, 5’9”, 165, 28 y/o. Sensual/erotic bodywork. Incalls in W. Seattle or Renton; anywhere else, outcalls. 206-713-1459 or lv message. $100 Incall - $150 Outcall.  51/3
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BODYWORK for your sensual and erotic pleasure. Fully-trained for complete release of tension. Reasonable rates, very private. Pager - 206-230-1639.  50/3
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DADDY BEAR
I’m known for my magic touch for bodywork. Bi & Gay gentlemen welcome. 12 noon-10pm. Advance appt, if earlier. 206-328-5828.  51/6
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FRENCH TOUCH BODYWORK
Experienced, friendly European masseur w/a table and sensual hands. In/Out. Luke, 206-323-2427.  51/3
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GREAT MASSAGE given by highly-trained, clean-cut, handsome guy. I have a clean, private studio just north of the UW. Call Matt, 206-774-9092. In calls/out calls/hotels.  50/12
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HOT EROTIC JOCK
The Power of Touch can’t be denied. Feel the warmth of my fingers down your body. Enter an oasis of sensual fulfillment. Truly beautiful, muscular, masculine and built to please. I have a wrestler’s body, shaved head and blue eyes. I have a private studio with a table in Capitol Hill. Call Ryan, 206-371-9356.  52/3
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INCALL/OUTCALL
or at your hotel. Experienced, nude bodyworker, good-looking, nice body, nice manners. Guaranteed to make you feel better. Day or night. Call 206-310-3491.  52/3
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MUSCULAR ITALIAN JOCK offers full body sports. 1 hr/$60. Seattle outcalls only. Hotels OK. 206-993-1333, pager.  01/6
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NAKED BODYWORK!
Sensual therapeutic bodywork by good-looking, friendly, non-judgmental guy on Capitol Hill with great hands and smile! 206-335-7670. Available 10 am-midnight.  01/6
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NORTHGATE AREA - ONLY $50
Total Relaxing Full Body Massage in a clean and safe place. Strong hands w/table. 10 min north of downtown. Call 206-523-6160.  51/3
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OFFERING HANDS-ON RUB full of energy and smile for all you got or all hard intentional sensual tease. $100/hr. 206-660-0166.  52/3
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WATSU, SHIATSU =
BLISS FOR YOU
Convenient in-city location, client parking. Very fit dancer/swimmer/yogi will care for your naked body from head to toe with therapeutic, sensual water/mat combination. Richard, 206-370-0423. www.myspace.com/richardwatsu.  51/3
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men

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COLLEGE TWINK BOTTOMS
Call 206-805-8888
Or call 1-800-777-8000
Free w/code 3083
www.interactivemale.com
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LOOKING FOR TRUE LOVE. My name is Marc, 5’9”, 173 lbs, dark blonde hair, blue eyes. Lonely & alone. Looking for Gay white males only, 18-24 years old, stable, smooth, slender, muscular guys. Please write with written responses to Marc, PO Box 12192, Seattle, WA 98102.  51/3
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MEET GAY & BI LOCALS
Listen & Respond FREE!
206-877-0877. Code 5570
visit MegaMates.com 18+
Hot Singles Ready to Date!
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NEW YEAR/NEW YOU!!!
Training at my private gym/New Bldg gym/w/cardio, Y and 24 Hour downtown. Weight control, Self esteem, Positive attitude, Self control, Muscle mass, Reduce body BF. YOU HAVE 1 BODY - U MUST TAKE CONTROL NOW. Located downtown SEATTLE/PIONEER SQUARE. $35 for up to 1.5 hrs. Can do power lunch. JB, 206-679-5899.  52/3
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PERFECT SHAVE
in the comfort of my home. Ass & ball shave & pubic trim. All three parts only $35. I also do chest, back & legs. Safe & sanitary. Shave & bodywork combos available. 206-310-3491.  52/3
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RAIN CITY JACKS
A private, membership-only JO Club, RCJ hosts three group masturbation events every month in Seattle. Safe, hot, friendly and fun. Discounts available for students, military and couples. Adult men only. 206-339-JACK; www.raincityjacks.org.  04/12
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escorts

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EUROPEAN GUY
Friendly, masculine, great smile, hung, total bottom, good-looking. Luke, 206-323-2427. In/Out.  51/3
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PORN STUD QUALITY
511, 205 muscled/solid lbs, 35 y/o, very masculine, handsome Italian/German/Irish, hung, and hairy in all the right places. Clean and extremely safe. Ask for John, 206-370-0550.  52/3
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64 AND HUNG LIKE A
HORSE
updated gallery @
www.seattlehorse.com
206-300-0474
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WELL-EQUIPPED
6, brown hair, blue eyes, 150, 9-1/2 cut, smooth college student. Josh, 253-683-1851.  52/3
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